Bored.

If I were a stone, I would be: Opal.

If I were a tree, I would be: Maple.

If I were a bird, I would be: Owl.

If I were a machine, I would be: A computer.

If I were a tool, I would be: A utility knife.

If I were a flower/plant, I would be: Succulent.

If I were a kind of weather, I would be: Autumn.

If I were a mythical creature, I would be: A dragon.

If I were a musical instrument, I would be: A cello.

If I were an animal, I would be: An alpaca.

If I were a color, I would be: Rainbow.

If I were an emotion, I would be: Lust.

If I were a vegetable, I would be: Zucchini.

If I were a sound, I would be: Rain.

If I were an element, I would be: Water.

If I were a car, I would be: BMW Z3 roadster.

If I were a song, I would be: Tainted Love.

If I were to trade places with another person, it would be: God.

If I were a movie, I would be: Thriller.

If I were food, I would be: Mexican.

If I were a place, it would be: Paris.

If I were a material, I would be: Wool?

If I were a taste, I would be: Peppermint.

If I were a scent, I would be: Lavender.

If I were a religion, I would be: Pagan.

If I were a word, I would be: Fuck.

If I were an object, I would be: A safe.

If I were a body part, I would be: Eyes.

If I were a facial expression, I would be: Bewildered.

If I were a subject in school, I would be: Art.

If I were a cartoon character, I would be: Maleficent.

If I were a shape, I would be: Circle.

If I were a number, I would be: 5.

If I were a month, I would be: November.

If I were a day of the week, I would be: Wednesday.

If I were a time of day, I would be: 2am?

If I were a planet, I would be: Pluto.

If I were a sea animal, I would be: A mermaid.

If I were a direction, I would be: West.

If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: A trunk.

If I were a sin, I would be: Envy.

If I were a historical figure, I would be: Shakespeare.

If I were a liquid, I would be: Whiskey.