I'm never taking birth control pills again. I've been sitting on an ice pack all day. It's the absolute worst thing in the world.
To add insult to injury, some jerk hacked into my WOW account, stole all my stuff, changed my password, and set up an authenticator so I'm unable to access MY OWN ACCOUNT. Dammit. I wrote Blizzard, so hopefully I can get things straightened out.