Tuesday, August 30, 2016

Gatlinburg Trip 2016

We had a blast in the mountains! Zac and I hope to move there before the kids are in high school, so wish that luck (lol).

Zac requested a half-day on Friday, so while he was working I took a trip to the grocery to purchase travel foods. I spent the next few hours baking cookies and making sandwiches and bagging grapes until Zac got off work. He picked Elias and me up and we picked up our rental van, then headed back to the house to load up. A good hour later, we were in the car, heading for Tennessee.


As expected, Elias slept a few hours in, but we ended up making quite a number of stops to soothe his fussiness, end a few quarrels between the big kids, and let the parents stretch their legs. I drove the first four hours, then Zac took over for the other four (or six?) until we FINALLY reached the Park Vista at 2am. Needless to say, we were all ready for our Walking Dead roles as zombies.


It was dark when we made it to the Tennessee border, so we weren't able to look at the scenery. However, when we woke up early Saturday morning, the view from our window was absolutely breathtaking. We opted for a mountain view and I've never been so visually satisfied.


A trolley came along and picked us up and we rode to the city for a pancake breakfast at Pancake Pantry. I'm a sucker for crepes and raspberries, so I was happy to find raspberry crepes on the menu. Everything was so lovely and rustic and delicious!


Across the street were some of the museums, so we picked the Guinness World Records. Unfortunately, it was a bit of a disappointment. After visiting Ripley's Believe It or Not! Odditorium, we could have skipped the World Records altogether as the Odditorium had many of the same displays, except much more. Most of the games at World Records were out of order or just not working correctly due to overuse.


When we bought tickets for the Guinness World Records museum, there was a deal to pick two more exhibits and pay a lower price than to buy all three separately, so the kids opted for the Ripley's Aquarium of the Smokies and the Odditorium. The aquarium was super fun. One of my favorite parts was standing on a conveyor belt and riding through a tunnel where sharks could be seen swimming above me and all around. Leah and Jac pet (and picked up!) a few horseshoe crabs and I touched a jellyfish! Elias napped for most of the visit, but enjoyed the seahorses and cuttlefish. We picked out some candy from Ole Smoky Candy Kitchen then ate dinner at Calhoun's before heading back to the hotel so the kids could swim with Zac while Mom and I enjoyed the hot tub. Dad stayed in his hotel room to watch TV (as if he doesn't do enough of that at home). A little TMI: the Red Queen arrived and I didn't bring any supplies, so the front desk sent up a complimentary goodie basket of tampons, maxi pads, and chocolate chip cookies.


Sunday was spent window-shopping. Elias let me wear him in my wrap, which was convenient since the stroller was bulky on the trolley. We ate brunch at Smoky Mountain Brewery. Zac ordered a beer sampler (of course) and we devoured some of the best burgers. The Odditorium was on our list of things to explore, so we headed there first. I think the kids enjoyed it the most. There were so many fascinating things to see, but none compared to the view at the top of the sky lift. For dinner, we went to The Dixie Stampede. It was so neat! We had to pick whether we were on the side of the North or the South, so obviously we picked the south side. We sat at a long, one-row table at the very top of the arena and faced the inner circle. There was entertainment, such as people riding horses, a pig race, and a chicken roundup. The kiddos loved it the most. 


We came back to the hotel for our last night and Zac bought me an amaretto sour at the bar while the kids changed into their swimsuits. We took them down to the pool one more time and let them stay up a little later than normal. There were two separate water slides, one for the smaller kids and one for the adults, and Jac had a blast on the smaller. It took some convincing to get Leah to go down it, but she managed. Zac talked Jac into trying the bigger slide and after a few times riding together, Jac opted to go alone. That dude is crazy, sliding down on his belly like a penguin and backwards. Leah tested her bravery by checking to see if she could touch the ground before attempting to go by herself, but she did it! They enjoyed themselves while Zac pulled Elias around and I took photos.


We were so sad to leave Monday morning that none of us were even hungry on the drive home (except Elias). We stopped at Ihop for breakfast and a few gas stations along the way to stretch out and soothe the fussy baby, but finally made it home Monday night before midnight. Zac is considering us going back in November, but only if we stay in a cabin. I'm down. The kids want to fish and roast marshmallows and I'm dying to see the leaves in their autumn clothes.

Saturday, August 20, 2016

A Day At the Renaissance

Zac gave me his old Macbook, but it doesn't retain a charge unless constantly plugged into an outlet. We decided to take a trip to Madison and hang out at the Renaissance. We stopped by Barnes & Noble and picked out a few books, then headed to the Apple store. It would be cheaper to order a new battery through Amazon, so we skipped the purchase, bought some lunch, and walked around.


While I was sitting on a bench feeding Elias, Zac noticed a large spider web with a few egg sacs tucked under the arm. It creeped me out a bit, as Elias was grabbing the arm stump of the bench and pulling himself closer to me. His little hand was so close to the web and I didn't even know it. Upon further inspection, the egg sacs looked like spiky death-bombs. The spider was curled around one of the two, but when I poked at her with a pine needle, she moved and I saw the red hour glass that only a Black Widow carries. Yikes!


Rain clouds started coming close, so we had to leave a bit sooner than we would have liked. The next time we visit, we're going to P.F. Chang's. As we were leaving, it was all we could smell and how I regretted eating that hot dog when I could've filled up on sushi.

Thursday, August 18, 2016

44 Things?

44 odd things you don't know about me (yet).
  1. Do you like bleu cheese? Absolutely not.
  2. Have you ever smoked? Yes.
  3. Do you own a gun? Sort of.
  4. What is your favorite flavor? Raspberry.
  5. Do you get nervous before doctor visits? No.
  6. What do you think of hot dogs? I love hot dogs.
  7. Favorite movie? Edward Scissorhands.
  8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Tea.
  9. Do you do push ups? Sometimes.
  10. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? My wedding ring.
  11. Favorite hobby? Crocheting.
  12. Do you have A.D.D? No.
  13. What's the one thing you dislike about yourself? My tummy.
  14. What is your middle name? Maleficent.
  15. Name three thoughts at this moment? I want salsa. My leg itches. It's already after 10.
  16. Name three drinks you regularly drink: Tea, water, juice.
  17. Current worry? I think I'm getting an ulcer.
  18. Current annoyance right now? There are so many boxes left to unpack.
  19. Favorite place to be? Disney World.
  20. How do you ring in the new year? Fizzy grape juice and sparklers.
  21. Where would you like to go? Paris.
  22. Do you own slippers? Yes.
  23. What color shirt are you wearing right now? Dark blue-violet.
  24. Do you like sleeping in satin sheets? I never have, so I don't know.
  25. Can you whistle? No.
  26. What are your favorite colors? Rainbow, black, grey.
  27. Would you be a pirate? No.
  28. What songs do you sing in the shower? Whatever is on my Pandora.
  29. Favorite girl's name? Leah (see what I did?).
  30. Favorite boy's name? James or Elias (Oops, I did it again).
  31. What's in your pocket right now? These pants don't have pockets, sorry.
  32. Last thing that made you laugh? A picture on Instagram.
  33. Best toy as a child? I really liked my PJ Sparkles, Popples, and Littlest Pet Shop animals.
  34. Worst injury you ever had? I twisted my arm out of socket once.
  35. Where would you love to live? Tennessee.
  36. How many TVs do you have? Two.
  37. Who is your loudest friend? I don't have loud friends.
  38. How many dogs do you have? Two.
  39. How many cats do you have? One.
  40. Does someone trust you? Yes.
  41. What book are you reading at the moment? The Art of Asking.
  42. What's your favorite candy? White chocolate.
  43. What's your favorite sports team? Ireland (Rugby).
  44. Favorite month? November.

Tuesday, August 16, 2016

Traded my sanity for more space

Last week was probably the busiest I've been in a very long time. Maybe years? I don't even know. I'm exhausted, to say the least.


What's been going on, you ask? Let me tell you:

As I've mentioned in earlier posts, we live with my parents to take care of Dad. The house we've been living in wasn't big enough (spaces were invaded, hips were bumped against, and noise was too close for comfort) and Mom was considering moving us to a larger home, yadda yadda yadda. My brother and his wife (who had been living in my parents' previous home) wanted to live in town (they like the schools better). So, crazy idea, we switched houses. We moved on Elias' first birthday, which put me in a pissy mood, to put it nicely, but we went out and celebrated with pancakes at Cracker Barrel.


Oh, we have a cat, too. He was found abandoned at a gas station, hiding under a car. I brought him to the vet and he's estimated to be six weeks old. A possible Independence Day kitten. I wanted to name him Loki, but the kids voted against me so his name is Figaro (Fig) Newton. He's so sweet, not even afraid of the pups. My kiddos are absolutely smitten and neither are showing signs of allergies.

Sunday, August 14, 2016

Elias is ONE!

Elias has turned a year old! It's late, but we haven't had our computers hooked up.


My littlest baby has been with us a whole year. I planned a birthday party, but the weather in Louisiana was so bad, I cancelled it. Instead, we just had a small party at home with a cake. He was so thrilled!

Sunday, August 7, 2016

Five Things

Five names I go by:
  1. Amanda
  2. Amy
  3. Babe
  4. Mama
  5. Woman
Five Places I have lived:
  1. New Orleans, La
  2. Slidell, La
  3. Hammond, La
  4. Covington, La
  5. Flowood, Ms
Five things I love to watch on TV:
  1. New Girl
  2. Chopped
  3. Bob's Burgers
  4. Ink Master
  5. Friends
Five places I have visited:
  1. Florida
  2. Tennessee
  3. Missouri
  4. Texas
  5. Georgia
Five things I love to eat:
  1. Sushi
  2. Macarons
  3. Chips
  4. White chocolate
  5. Potatoes
Five favorite drinks:
  1. Tea
  2. Amaretto sour
  3. Piña colada
  4. Orange juice
  5. Sobe water
Five jobs you have had:
  1. Smoothie King
  2. Great American Cookies
  3. Bath & Body Works
  4. Hollywood Video
  5. Target