What Do Your Kids Know About You?

I saw this questionnaire from a few people on Facebook and decided to post it here.

WITHOUT ANY prompting, ask your child these questions and write down EXACTLY what they say. It is a great way to find out what they really think. When you re-post put your Child's age.

JAC, AGE 9

1. What is something Mom always says to you?
   "Don't pick on Leah."
2. What makes Mom happy?
   "Listening to her and not getting on games in the morning right when I get up."
3. What makes Mom sad?
   "Whenever I get fussed at too much it makes her upset."
4. How does your mom make you laugh?
   "By tickling me."
5. What was your mom like as a child?
   "Playing with Emily, nicely."
6. How tall is your mom?
   "Two yards, I think?"
7. What is her favorite thing to do?
   "Play WOW with Dad."
8. What does Mom do when you're not around?
   "Watch movies with Dad."
9. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
   "Crocheting the biggest blanket."
10. What is your mom really good at?
    "Crocheting."
11. What is your mom not very good at?
    "Playing Minecraft."
12. What does your mom do for a job?
    "Homeschool."
13. What is your mom's favorite food?
    "Spinach-artichoke pizza?"
14. What makes you proud of your mom?
    "That you're my mom and you're the sweetest person in the world (aside from Dad and Leah)."
15. If your mom were a character, who would she be?
    "Rosalina."
16. What do you and your mom do together?
    "Go to the park."
17. How are you and your mom the same?
    "Our feet, skin, and eye-shape."
18. How are you and your mom different?
    "Our noses, mouths, and hands."
19. How do you know your mom loves you?
    "She does things that I like."
20. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?
    "Bath & Body Works."
21. How old was your mom when you were born?
    "25."

"Mom, come take our picture!" "We're superheroes!" "I'm an angry woman with boobs!" "And I'm a guy who farts silently, but it kills."

LEAH, AGE 6

1. What is something Mom always says to you?
   "That you love me."
2. What makes Mom happy?
   "Giving her sushi."
3. What makes Mom sad?
   "Punching her in the face."
4. How does your mom make you laugh?
   "By tickling me."
5. What was your mom like as a child?
   "She liked to play with dolls."
6. How tall is your mom?
   "I don't know."
7. What is her favorite thing to do?
   "Go out and get ice cream."
8. What does your mom do when you're not around?
   "Watch movies with Dad."
9. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
   "Making cookies."
10. What is your mom really good at?
    "Building stuff on the Sims."
11. What is your mom not very good at?
    "Playing soccer."
12. What does your mom do for a job?
    "Making cookies."
13. What is your mom's favorite food?
    "Sushi."
14. What makes you proud of your mom?
    "She makes cookies at home."
15. If your mom were a character, who would she be?
    "Elsa, because Elsa's the prettiest person in the world, but you're more prettier."
16. What do you and your mom do together?
    "Go to the park, sometimes."
17. How are you and your mom the same?
    "By liking sushi."
18. How are you and your mom different?
    "Because of our toes. You don't have Emily's toes, only I do."
19. How do you know your mom loves you?
    "Because she always says it."
20. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?
    "To hibachi or get sushi."
21. How old was your mom when you were born?
    "I'll say 25."